2 Best Condiments of All Time

What are the two best condiments of all time? Is it salt and pepper? Nope! The two condiments of choice when it comes to my tastebuds are clear, and unarguably ranch dressing and ketchup. Put ranch on salads, pizza, sandwiches, potatoes, etc. Ketchup great for fries, steaks, anything fried and suprisingly tamales. I usually have a great internal debate of ranch or ketchup when it comes to fried things but depending on the maker of the ranch, I will usually go with tried and true ketchup. I have yet to find a food item that takes both at the same time but wouldn't that be wonderul? Or would it?